Your Daily Quote - Stress

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”
-Tina Fey

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.” 
― David Mamet